2026
2026

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260315-elon-v4.wav
Working Title:
1. Elon Becomes The Milky Way
2. Elon Impregnates The Milky Way
3. Elon Impregnates My Black Hole

# Verse 1
I have been on this planet for 55 years
And I still don't know what it is that I'm doing here
One thing's for sure and that's that I love life
When I'm alone in my room distracted from the strife

Of the everyday struggle with this crippling fear 
Oh god I hate it when I feel it drawing near
So I keep on going and distract myself with complex
Seemingly impossible world saving projects

It doesn't matter if I fail or succeed 
It is all a game to satisfy my greed
To slow down the warming i'll build tons of cool cars
And in no time at all I'll be on my way to
Mars

# Verse 2
Today's the day that we enter the final       
Frontier 543 321 we left the stratosphere
Up in space and alone with my crew
There's no internet and not much to do

What is this feeling I thought i'd be jolly
But really i just feel a bit melancholy
90 days later the feelings not changed
Now a bit worried the crews gone deranged

Why would you eat all the mayonnaise
What am I gonna to put on my sandwich
Now that it's all
Gone

# Verse 3
Then a meteor came rushing by
And ship was gone in the blink of an eye
Why

Stuck in space and floating towards nowhere
Struggling to see how this is all fair
I worked real hard and played by the rules
I was even nice to all of those fools
That hurt me

# Verse 4
I'm one hundred million miles from home
No one can save me I'm all alone
The pitch black nothingness feels metaphoric
Even though I am terrified its quite feel euphoric

I hope it's worth it I hope I scratched the surface
I felt I had purpose in this monkey filled circus
I hate it here (so much)
but I love it as well
And I'm so damn happy to be part of it

but ive been
Screwed by the universe
Screwed by the universe
Fucked by the universe
So I'll Fuck the universe

I reached my hand down my space suit
Start jacking off Cause well what
Else is there to do when the universe fucks you
But pull down your pants and fuck it back

# Verse 5
See I have one goal left before I die
And that's to get my cum inside the milky way's eye
Millions of mini me's shot off interstellarly
To cross the canopy of our black holes gravity

Once inside	It will grow and grow                        
Unsatisfied (eat our home world whole)
Eventually destroy the galaxy
But you see, That whole time, That black hole was 
Me it was me it was me it was all me

# Verse 6
Pants floating  Arm stroking
Airs leaving    Body freezing
Tears falling   World's fading   
Semen is squirting and I stop breathing

Before I knew it my life was over
And all that's left to say is Fuck
The universe

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260425-do-what-you-say-v1.wav
Working Title:
1. Do What You Say

# INTRO
There's only one thing
That means I'm not alone
I thought it was simple
Seems you still don't know
I don't understand
Why you choose to lie
It makes life much harder
Creates a struggle to get by

# CHORUS
if you Do what you say
and you Say what you do 
Keep to your word
Then I'll trust you
Mess up just once
and Go back to square one 
Want my trust back
Well there is a fat chance of that

# VERSE
be-cause you Don't do what you say
and you Don't say what you do
Your word is no good so
Nothing you say is true
Every plan we make
Seems to fall through
It shouldn't have to be this hard
Just for me to trust you

# CHORUS
if you Do what you say
and you Say what you do 
Keep to your word
Then I'll trust you
Mess up just once
and Go back to square one
As for my trust back
You can't have it back

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260510.wav
260515.wav
260517-lets-go-on-a-journey-v2.wav
Working Title:
1. Let's Go On A Journey
2. Lonely Hospital

Let's go on a journey to faraway lands
Where cancer is curable and sadness is banned
Let's go on a journey and never look back
What are you waiting for I'm already packed

Why'd it have to be (Why'd it have to be)
Sickness chose me (Sickness it chose me)
And if this is reality
It's not for me
No it's not for me

Let's go on a journey to faraway lands
Where broken bones heal in the sands
Let's go on a journey and never look back
What are you waiting for I'm already packed

As my end draws near (As my end draws near)
Would you please stay here (I'd appreciate it)
I need you to stay right here
So I can go away
So I can go away
So I can go away

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